I Love My Wife

"I Love My Wife" is a song Frank Sinatra recorded under Reprise Records.

The song was released as an A-side single in 1976 along with a B-side of Sinatra's second rendition of "Send in the Clowns."

Releases

 * Reissues
 * The Reprise Collection (1990)
 * The Complete Reprise Studio Recordings (1995)

Lyrics
My thoughts may stray My eyes may roam The neighbor's grass may seem much greener Than the grass right here at home

If pretty girls excite me Well, that's life But just in case, you didn't know I love my wife

My mind at times May dwell on sex If someone's rating dreams Then most of mine I guess are double X

So dimpled knees delight me Well, that's life But just in case, you hadn't heard I love my wife

Like bait that wriggles And it makes catfish bite A lady jiggles And my eyes gotta light Upon so sweet a sight

And if I shake Break out in spots Don't fret, it's not swine fever dear Your swine has merely got the hots

If rosy lips invite me Well, that's life But just in case, you couldn't guess I love my wife

My mind at times May dwell on sex If someone's rating dreams Then most of mine I guess are double X

If rosy lips invite me Well, that's life But just in case, you couldn't guess Or hadn't heard Or didn't know I love my wife I love my wife I love my wife

mmm I love my wife